-Simply's Believe-it-or-not:

Believe-it-or-not,

we are all mortal.

Believe-it-or-not,
our lifetimes are but a test
lived by U.S. given by our
Creator to see which
realm we'll inhabit in
TheEnd.

Believe-it-or-not, I found ALL sortsa
ways of diss'n this so-called-god as
many, many humans dont like this
wild idea of some freeky, 'masta-
O-disasta' controlling U.S. before
I chose my King of Kings.

FAIR ENOUGH.
However...

Believe-it-or-not, the problem-o
lies in we all have a different set
of morality/maturity values we
live with, forgetting Almighty God
who gave us life and who made us;
so we go along swiftly sinning, not
realizing the trap is swiftly closing
around us mortalzzz who're sleepy.

Believe-it-or-not,
we will ALL perish.

Believe-it-or-not, Im a NDEr
and now Im certifiably crazy.

Believe-it-or-not, my own per-
sonal judgement was over in a
flash: the Voice sed, 'NOTxYET'

Believe-it-or-not, our Judge-
ment isn't one to be afraid of
unless you're conscience of
wrong doing and you've persis-
ted in that from the age of 7ish
(when we first have a conscience).

Believe-it-or-not, I know some
facts which'll change thy lifetime:

Believe-it-or-not, 'POPOFF' - a
common, last name in the
Soviet dialect (another piece-
of-useless info from this non-
useless mortal who only wants
YOU, bright, college students, to
pull-your-heads-outta-the-sand).

Believe-it-or-not, Satan hates YOU 
with a cauterize'n, velcro passion:
once you're downtown, the demons
DO, NOT, LET, UP torturing you in the
dark, freezing, tied to a table for
eternity. How dost I knowest?
Im a NDEr: millions upon millions
ALL. OVER. THIS. TEENY. TINY.
WORLD. HAVE. EXPERIENCED, k?
Now, unless you wanna interview
each one of em to prove your
hypothesis, satanists, you best
believe in lil ol me who speaketh
for the King of Kings.

Make Your Choice -SAW
(thank you, nasty horror flik)

Believe-it-or-not, few peepow do
wanna find God through Jesus
anymore: they're too concerned
about either what peepoll will
say in this finite existence or
they're too concerned about the
NOW/ 'laissez-faire-generation'.

Believe-it-or-not, I gotta whole lotta
wisdom in my wretched, deliberate
pinache which will definitely take
U.S. to Seventh-Heaven... yet, few
peepow wanna hitch a ride Upstairs
until after the SHtF or after (just get
guillotined, dude: git'r done, Paw.
finished. wipe-your-hands-clean.
you're a total martyr, baby).

Believe-it-or-not, YOU alone decide
which destiny YOU wish to live in.
Aint that nice o'God letting His mortal
creatures choose by free will???

Believe-it-or-not, God Almighty
does NOT want U.S. in Hellfire...
yet, through our own, foolish,
retarded choices, YOU yourself
put YOU on the path to destruction
and damnation: living for the world
with no time for prayerNalmsgiving,
this fragile, maverick humanity led
astray by the carefully orchestrated
OWG which is drawing to a close.

Believe-it-or-not, many of you dont
care where your indelible soul goes
after the General Judgement which
is depressing.

Believe-it-or-not, we will all have to
stand in fronta the King of Kings someday.

For those who dont wanna?
Would never think of becoming
anything so #@!!° lowly as a...
a... Christian, but change their
minds on their deathbeds after
seeing Hellfire in a NDE???

Believe-it-or-not, Jesus will say either
THREE things: Heaven, Purgation or
Hellfire based on what wee mortals
have accomplished with our lifetimes.

Believe-it-or-not, most of U.S.
werent taught these facts simply cuzz
the world doesnt know God AND the
elite prefer to have U.S. dumbed-down
so we'll be more susceptable to a fall;

Following our accident I learned Upstairs:
very, very few receive Seventh-Heaven
immediately after judgement; a lot
more receive Purgatory which is a
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUGE!!!!! grace
given by Jesus and quite a lot
receive Hellfire for their total
apathy toward anything but
themselves and the superficial.

Believe-it-or-not, humanity has grown so
accustomed to in these EndTimes when
the WoolBeenPull'd o'er our eyes for so
long now, we dont even know what's
Up or down: we think Heaven's soooo
bore-n like a dung beetle that rolls her
poop to the outhouse of the earth...

-VS-

Believe-it-or-not, we think Hellfire's a blast: we'll getta be at an eternal party-hardy, wont we? see lottsa nekkid bodies, wont we? drink, smoke weed, and Satan shall serve U.S. ?? Those of you who're totally uneducated, thats precisely what this .45-caliber-blogOrammazzz for:

wake, up, humanity.

pull your heads outta the sand.

Beyond the capacity of the American
vocabulary and syntax, there's only 1
of me in the universe... and, believe me,
1 of me is enough...

WHAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHA

Believe-it-or-not, what are the major sins
which Almighty God hates and is waiting
for U.S. to repent of so we can be free from
Satan's grasp to wiseabove?? Looky:

WITCHCRAFT <- idolatry,
worthy of damnation -IF-
refuse to repent: sHe's a
jealous God; doesnt like
demons (which idols most
certainly are) making a fool
of Her - you have all the time
of your lifetime which is over
in an instant: Janet experienced
that instantanously in the car.
And pray the Rosary -
the most POW!erfull
weapon against the Loser.

ABORTION <- murder,
worthy of damnation -IF-
you refuse to repent.
Be in no hurry to spread'm.
Wait like I do. You'll get
MegaLargeTotalSuperDooper
Rewards for your choice.
And, puh-leeze, no doing-the-
five-finger-handjob.
Thats nasty, dude.

SATANISM <- idolatry,
worthy of damnation -IF-
you refuse to repent.
Hell aint too cool.
middleOearth.
Fire. Thirst. Lava.
Literally burning.
Take a chillpill:
turn 180°

ATHEISM  <- who are YOU to
put yourself higher than
Almighty God, mortal?
seen the flik SAW?
see the flik SAW.
Absolutely appalling
what those atheists
think of; scary, too,
what they gotta face at
their General Judgement
for their hypocrisy.

-OTTOpsy